Becoming a teacher

Well, I feel like today I have made a giant step in my future teaching carrer. I had my first student insult. I knew this day would come, but not during my student teaching. Luckily...it was pretty hilarious. I know when other teachers get insulted they get called all sorts of names!! But I bet they have never been called a "desk"!! Haha. Here is the situation (the student's name has been changed):

I am explaining the exam to the class when I see Tony still has his hat on, I told him to take it off. He refused. Then I told him to put it under his chair, he proceded to put it in his lap and I told him again to put it under his chair (because of cheating). Finally I told him again, put it under your chair and not just your desk! And he yells back  "Well....YOU'RE A DESK!!!"  I was in awe!  hahaha....so in my surprise, I didn't know if I should laugh or take it seriously. So I sent him outside until I figured out what I was going to say to him... Here is our conversation:
Me: Tony, do you know why I sent you outside?
Tony: Yeah
Me; Why?
Tony: Because I called you a desk  (lol!)

I won't go into the rest of our conversation but it is hilarious now that I think back at a student calling me a desk. I know it isn't a real big deal but I decided to deal with it before he thinks it's o.k. to call me something else, probably worse. Anyway, I guess I am a desk. Hope that it's a good thing.